May Funnies

Distressed David: "Mom, James says that if I don't share with him, I can't be a cubscout!"  

James, on explaining the potty talk that he hears at school, explains his solution: "I just cover my ears and walk away"

Ruth overhears our conversation and declares, "at preschool, the kids potty talk!"  

Oh really?

"They say 'it's potty time, it's potty time', so I just cover my ears and walk away."

(that sure explains things...)